It takes too much effort to be a hipster. Weed out the right obscure bands (or...– I said it!
Learn to be alone
I sat out by the pool, living under the sun reading a book.
Yo’ baby mama look like a walrus bred with an ogre and threw Kanekalon on it. I think I’m the winner here.
Well I've been afraid of changin'
Landslide - Dixie Chick/ Fleetwood Mac
Nostalgia– will bite you in the ass. It’s deceptive going to the past, because no matter how great your future, it always seems wonderful. Nostalgia goggles make you want to go back.
is hot. I want to date him, or an Asian in his place will do. I almost dated a Korean once…but lets not dwell. Google him!
Highly Irrelevant– must be said in a southern-hoodgirl-who-knows-one-big-word-and-uses-it-incorrectly accent. “You are being highly irrelevant right now boo boo. And it is not cute.”
I ain’t no Debbie Downer! I’m a Realistic Rita!– Chris Crocker
Here I am, giving in to more social networks. Tumblr, whatcha got for me!?